So I came across this website called SNPros that puts a dollar value to Twitter accounts. Obviously I was curious to see what mine was worth so I input my Twitter handle and waited a few seconds while it did its appraisally thing. Came back with a respectable $54.80. Not too bad, I thought. Then I wanted to compare it with the value of a well-known Twitter celebrity, so I chose Felicia Day. That was my big mistake. I knew hers would be appraised much higher but I wasn’t prepared to be so completely crushed by her gargantuan popularity. Her Twitter account came back valued at $2,318,789.15.
The moral of the story? I’m worth .002% of a Felicia Day.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a large me-sized hole to dig in the backyard.
