Since finishing the ten-day Amoxicillin regimen for my tooth infections and after the resulting two weeks of…abby-normal…occasionally urgent…um, evacuating…and after discussing my oft-seated situation with my medically-trained brother, I cheek-clenched my way over to a nearby CVS to pick up some probiotic tablets to battle this unfortunate…Game of Thrones.
Here’s hoping that in a few days my newly arrived, microscopic tenants will help wipe away this condition and turn me back into a socially adept masticator with balanced intestinal flora.